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Wednesday, 31 December 2014

The Icelandic Phallological Museum

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Yes, those are testicle lampshades. Why do you ask?
What is the Icelandic Phallological Museum? Why, it is only a museum devoted entirely to the male appendage.  But it is even more specific than that.  It is devoted to the dicks of Iceland.

The owner, Sigurður Hjartarson originally started his penis collection as part of friends joking and giving him penis gifts because...well, that shit is funny.  You see, he originally owned a bull penis that was used as some sort of a whip (I do not include anything on bull penis whips on this site, to date. Floggers yes, bull penis whips no. (Not that there's anything wrong with bull penis whips.)  So a friend acquired 4 more bull penises and gave them as a gift. Soon whale dicks were showing up and his penis collection swelled from there.

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A bull penis whip. It looks hard.
phallological_museumThe museum currently holds 280 cocks.  That record has been beaten in one sitting by some porn stars but that's still an awful lot of cock. The smallest is only 2mm long, (that is really fucking tiny in inches) and the biggest? A whale penis of course, weighing in at 450 kg (I will be nice and convert: 990 lbs) and was originally 5m long (that is 197 inches). That is 191 inches bigger than the average man. Hell, that is is 810 lbs more than the average MAN!

The museum is located in Reykjavik, Iceland -- because a museum of this much importance must be in the capital. It attracts over 11000 tourists a year and, of course, 60% of them are women.

This museum also boasts to have every penis of every mammal located on Iceland. Included a human penis. Now that is the complete package.

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