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Monday, 23 December 2013

Just Fist Me This Christmas

Here's a classic holiday tune that I sing every Christmas. It's by the Wet Spots and just like the female ejaculation that causes wet spots: they are goddamn awesome. They were also incredible and hilarious live!

So happy holidays!

Just Fist Me This Christmas, by the Wet Spots    
Lyrics so you can sing along:

Mmmm
It's Christmas time, and all through town
The people run around
Buying lots of pretty things they'll throw away

But darling, you've no need to prove
Your love with gifts and trinkets
You can show me that you care another way

Just fist me this Christmas
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
Leave the gifts, just bring the Crisco
'cause Christmas means fisting to me

I don't need decorations or expensive celebrations
Or a never-ending spending spree
'Cause let me tell you, Mister
The gift I can't resist
Is when you're buried to your wrist in me!

Just fist me this Christmas
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
Leave the gifts, just bring the Crisco
'cause Christmas means fisting to me

Now the snow is fallin'
And the relatives are callin'
But we're letting it ring (and ring and ring)
Singing Glory Hole-a-leuia
A very merry to ya
We'll be swinging in the Christmas sling

Just fist me this Christmas
Do me underneath the Christmas tree
(By the nativity scene)
Fist me this Christmas
'Cause Christmas means fisting to me!
'Cause Christmas means fisting to me!

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